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Restoring chairs because they're old and have been broken in various ways. Disassemble, strip, sand, repair, reassemble and reglue, restain and refinish. That's the plan anyway. [...]
Junior had like fifty extracurricular clubs to choose from. He's chosen D&D. well, poopknuckles, now I'm going to be making dice towers and leather rolling pads and carrying kits and [...]
Did that fecking rapist boxer actually get enough signatures from councillors to get on a ballot like he's claiming? #mastodaoine [...]
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