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20 April 2024

Our parents : don't play with your food.

Calum: _Ankylosaurus bacon!!! _

17 April 2024

I know categorisation is difficult but c'mon Prime Video, you can't file The Man In The High Castle in "Historical TV series" ffs...

#mastodaoine

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16 April 2024

Top Gun is shit. That's not up for debate. Its rapey protagonist has racked up two death sentences under military law by the end of the movie and the plot is below stupid.

But when you try to explain that the flying in the movie is boring garbage, nobody believes you because if you watch a really scary good flying sequence, like the chase scene in Biggles https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jUXvdGizwQ, you need context to grasp the fear.

This, however, needs no context. It looks excellent: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f36UTLWPL6I

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16 April 2024

Watching Stephen Donnelly reassure the nation that the Digital Services Act will protect our children from the horrors of TikTok only to be then asked by prime time if that's the EU act we were fined millions for not implementing in Irish law last year was only topped by his charging to the defence of the "please have minors post selfies to porn sites" cnam.ie lads.

(why did they pick CallerID name as their acronym and website name?)

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16 April 2024

Busy in Dún Laoghaire today...

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