Yesterday, I celebrated the fact that Ireland voted to repeal the 8th amendment. Today, I'm here to talk about the other feelings. Buckle up.
Somewhere in Specsavers, the marketing department are furiously joining Zoom calls trying to decide if tweeting “HE SHOULD HAVE GONE TO SPECSAVERS” is a good idea
🛑I went back to work after my wife developed Covid symptoms 🛑We drove 260 miles for childcare in case we both got ill, but didn’t rely on it when we both got ill 🛑The lying media are to blame 🛑No I don’t know why my wife lied in the media 🛑[CHECKS NOTES]... an eye test.